Client Fulfillment Manager, Billing Manager, and High-Seas Swashbuckler!
Wait, what? We’re doing the work bio thing now? Hold on, let me start over.
Oh, hello! I didn’t see you standing there. Welcome to my illustrious biography page. I was just arranging my many leather-bound books from around the world. Should the journals of Marco Polo be under “M” or “P”? Ah, but I digress. Please, pull up a chair by the bearskin rug and the impossibly huge fireplace. Why yes, the chair cushion is real velvet, thanks for noticing. Here, let us smoke pipes, wear silk robes, and discuss a subject near and dear to my heart: me.
Birthday: March 16, 1983
Marital Status: Married to my wife, Laurie.
Parental Status: One daughter, Ariana. Born March 22nd, 2012
Hobbies/Interests: Reading novels, writing stories, pirates, playing video and board games, riding my bike, inhaling then exhaling and then repeating.
Favorite Food: Tacos, crab rangoons, Thin Mint cookies.
Favorites Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Naked Gun, Ghostbusters, Boondock Saints, Indiana Jones series, Pulp Fiction, Airplane!
Favorite TV Shows: Firefly, Castle, Chuck, 24, The Daily Show, How I Met Your Mother, Danger Mouse
Favorite Bands: Queen, Weird Al Yankovic, Gorillaz, AC/DC, Coheed & Cambria, The Protomen, rubber.
Favorite Sports Teams: Boston Red Sox, US Olympic Curling Team
Favorite Video Game Series: Ico, Myst, Phoenix Wright, Legend of Zelda
Favorite Books: Battle Royale, Thief of Time, America: The Book
Favorite CPA Site Solutions Site Design: Style 18276 (Gold)
Favorite Color: Orange
Lucky Numbers: Three and Thirteen
Favorite Quote: “We are all given a little insanity. We mustn’t lose it.” –Robin Williams
Favorite Monopoly Token: The dog.
Favorite Clue Weapon: The lead pipe.
Current Tally of Missing Body Parts: Appendix, gall bladder, tonsils, adenoids, 4 wisdom teeth, a highly unfortunate number of hair follicles.
Favorite Joke: A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices that the pirate has a ship wheel attached to the front of his pants. Perplexed, the bartender turns to him and says: “Do you know you have a ship wheel attached to the front of your pants?” The pirate nods and replies: “Aye, and it’s drivin’ me nuts!”